Living in the South is an unforgettable experience for those of you who have never done it before. Yes, southerners are generally nice - they love using the phrase "southern hospitality." But living in a red state is interesting. Here are some fun things I have seen in my time here:
A confederate army cookbook - share the recipes with your favorite "kitchen worker"
Bible-spotting at the airport! They're everywhere!
Legitimate worry that the health-conscious left-wing media may stop production of such tasty foods as COUNTRY HAM (it's a salted, cured meat vacuum sealed and served at room temperature on the most special of holidays)
Inspiring bumper stickers! Who knew the stigmata could be represented so well on the back of a mini-van????
Gun stores! Support your local businesses!